A most worthy ecumenical report,
Reverend Monsignor Garry! As the Vatican's minister of
recovering miscreants, however, I do quibble with your
identification of the Mount St Helens School for Wayward Girls;
I am familiar with several of those hussies from prior alpine
liaisons, at which time they were better recognized as the Sisters
of Perpetual Indulgence. Mother Superior (the one
with the paddle) is Sister Lolita-Me into Temptation . .
. . . . and so she did.
Y'all need to say three Hail Mary's
and make a good Act of Contrition, and not one where you
just mumble the words.